Holy Shit

I think I'm gonna puke...


I say "Amen" to this guy's way of thinking.

I Am the Liberal-Progressives Worst Nightmare. I am an American.
No, you’re undereducated and narrow minded. Pssst…you forgot the apostrophe in “progressive.”

I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some Liberal governmental functionary be it Democratic or Republican!
Right. Like the welfare and W.I.C. your mobile-home dwelling, ne’er-do-well, daughter collect simply because she loves cock because she was never taught about birth control by you.

I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that way!
What in the fuck does that mean? Isn’t that a trait of faggotry in the books of the Right?

I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer, it makes you a smart American.
I’m all for 2nd amendment rights, but fail to see how owning a gun equates to being smart. I suppose that’s why our country has been in a tailspin academically over the years: “Never mind school Billy Joe. You git yerself a gun. That’s the smartest thing you could ever do.”

I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and where they want to.
Unless that god is Muhammad, Buddha, or any of them other fuzzy foreigner gods of course. In the meantime, pray on your own fucking time, not the school’s time.

My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and whoever canceled Jerry Springer.
That explains a whole lot. Never mind the mother that raised your simple ass, only to have you turn into a narrow-minded bigot. Never mind the founders of our country. Never mind the veterans who helped save the world in WWI and WWII. How profoundly ignorant.

I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor.
That translates to, “I’ll ignore the perpetual Republican orgy with big business and let them ass rape me and spend our country into bankruptcy, because Dumbya is a good ol’ Texas boy. Fuck the poor. They’re living off the system and I shouldn’t have to support them.”

I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time watching or arguing about it.
Ha! Bullshit! I’ll bet if you took a survey of wrasslin’ fans they’d turn out to be right-wing, God fearin’, sisterfuckers.

I believe if you don't like the way things are here, go back to where you came from and change your own country! This is AMERICA .

If you were born here and don't like it you are free to move to any Socialist country that will have you.
The above two statements are perhaps the most unpatriotic, un-American things I’ve ever read. Isn’t America about having the ability to institute change? And why the fuck should I move because I don’t like something about our country? Remember your words over the coming years when there isn’t a Republican in the White House.

I want to know which church is it exactly where the Reverend Jesse Jackson preaches, where he gets his money, and why he is always part of the problem and not the solution. Can I get an AMEN on that one?
Why? I don’t. I couldn’t care less about Jesse Jackson. He doesn’t influence our government or our country in the least. And why don’t you want to know a little more about Pat Robertson or any one of those other religious snake oil selling televangeloons?

I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry rear if you're running from them.
Nice. So let’s extend that to the citizen cop. How would you feel if I shot your son in the back for a youthful indiscretion such as egging my house or stealing my son’s bike? How fucking ignorant.

I also think they have the right to pull you over if you're breaking the law, regardless of what color you are.
Ya think?

And, no, I don't mind having my face shown on my drivers license. I think it's good.....
Maybe others do.

And I'm proud that "God" is written on my money.
Why? I don’t get it.

I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want you deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in the world for the next four years.
Kinda the way I feel about a president who can’t even speak his native fucking language.

I dislike those people standing in the intersections trying to sell me stuff or trying to guilt me into making "donations" to their cause.
I bet you learned that dislike in your evangelical church of hypocrisy.

I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes two parents.
Unless those two parents have the combined IQ of 10, and think Lucky Charms and Sunny D constitutes a balanced meal. Like it or not, there are people out there who do not have the mental capacity to raise a roach. Who’s gonna look out for the sorry fuck who happens to be borne of these idiots? No one? We should let ‘em suffer and die? What happened to the sanctity of life? Ya don’t believe in abortion, yet you’re perefectly willing to let a child suffer or even die at the hands of unqualified parents? Dumbass.

I believe "illegal" is illegal no matter what the lawyers think.
Again, another profound observation without a fucking point.

I believe the American flag should be the only one allowed in AMERICA !
Never mind that First Amendment thing, you ignorant fuck. Have you forgotten about the First Amendment already? Oh, wait. That only counts when it suits your fucking needs. And what about military flags? State flags? And, most important, how in the fuck will they signify a winner at your beloved NASCAR races?

If this makes me a BAD American, then yes, I'm a BAD American.
It does, if for no other reason than you are intolerant and do not believe that all men are created equally; not to mention you don’t really believe in democracy or freedom of speech.

If you are a BAD American too, please forward this to everyone you know.
Not a chance in hell.

We want our country back!
So do I.